Let me say without doubt that you will never forget seeing this video.  It’s called Mallakhamb, and it’s Indian pole gymnastics, and it also makes regular gymnastics look like a slumber party.  No man can watch this without cringing.  Wired has the goods.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H1zjRU8hBo&feature=player_embedded

Cripes, that looks painful.  Painfully impressive.