Dog Party Mix

Just a short tail today of dog husbandry, and reuse.  For various reasons (medically, probably OCD) I become twitchy when I can hear the dog’s nails on the floor when they walk around the house.  In an effort to keep those mental demons at bay I usually trim the dog’s toenails once a week or so.  I’m now pretty good at it, it takes very little time and in over 17 years I have only cut a nail too short 3 times.  But I digress.

Today I was cutting dog toenails.  I did Lloyd’s huge paws first.  He hates it, but tolerates me doing it for the treat at the end.  I collected the trimmings and then called Kevin over for his turn.  Before I could even get him laying down he went right over to Lloyd’s clipped nails and started snacking down on the pile like they were peanuts.

I’m definitely gagging at this point, and trying to get Kevin to spit them out, but he was really loving them and wouldn’t let them go.  Kevin had his treat before I cut his nails, it would seem.

It got me thinking, maybe he has it right.  I mean who knows, maybe those suckers are DELICIOUS. I basically have an endless supply of this apparently amazing thing.  I might start off with using them as a salad topper first, and just go from there.  Anybody want to come for dinner?

A short story

It was exceptionally windy this morning. Cael took Kevin out for his morning rituals and came back inside (Kevin doesn’t really take very long now that it’s cold). By chance the front door didn’t latch fully, and equally by chance it didn’t open up until after Cael came back up stairs.

That left Lloyd laying in the hallway.

Watching an open door.

To the outdoors.

Out side.

However it seems that his laziness combined with his love for breakfast managed to overpower his inborn need to run and play in the Carp River.

This is how I found him.

A very good boy indeed.

Automatic Cow Scratching Brushes are a thing

So it seems that I’m not 100% up to date on the latest farm technology, which I know is shocking.  However, I think I need to invest in one of these beauties for Lloyd.  That’s a happy cow.  Like blissfully happy.  I mean, just look at this thing.  That, and an automatic feeder, and Lloyd’s entire life needs are met.

Obligatory jokes:

  • Beef tenderizer
  • Scratching your rump roast something or other
  • Pre-Whipped cream
  • Milkshakes bringing the bulls to the yard

I needed to get those out there, or I wouldn’t have slept otherwise.

This is all via Boing Boing.