Well now that Harvey has a taste for the digital, I seems we need to be a little more careful. Nikki asked him if he wanted a treat, and he definitely did. You can tell he prefers the fingers….
Must not get upset….
Wilson has been goading me all week long with links about the music industry and how stupid it’s being. Â He’s trying to get me to go off on a rant here, I think he secretly likes it. Â I won’t oblige him though, because I have become oblivious to the thrashings of a dying business. Â He would love nothing more than for me to link to this profanity-laced tirade about how most music sucks these days, and no wonder people don’t want to pay for it, because it’s exactly the sentiment I spout most often. Â No sir, I won’t link to it. Â I’m above that. Â
He also wants me to link to this article about the sheer stupidity of killing Muxtape (a service I literally joined the day it went down due to RIAA intervention). Â I have long struggled with the ethics of music sharing between friends, new music discovery and the like. Â Muxtape sort of fixed that, really. Â It was a way of making a “mixed tape” for your friends (or anybody) of music you liked or thought went well together. Â You could stream the music from the website, but not download it (or not download it easily). Â I thought it was brilliant, and was looking forward to having a look-see, but lo when I got home after signing up at work, the web site was down due to legal action. Â The article goes on and on about the whole string of dumb moves that seem specifically engineered to drive away paying customers, or to treat us like criminals.
Or, that’s what the article probably says, if I read it. Â Which I didn’t, of course. Â Because I’m above that now. Â Well, almost.
Cael’s First Day of school
Well yesterday was Cael’s first day of junior kindergarten, after an excruciatingly long wait (for him at least) for the “staggered start” business to be done with. Â It went off just fine, although with a typical Cael twist. Â First off, as you can see here, he is absolutely humungous. Â It looks like he has at least 3 inches on every one of his classmates.
Secondly, as he casually mentioned to Nikki and I in passing while eating his lunch after he got home, he apparently had “a time out” on the very first day of school. Â Yes, it seems that he was doing a little too much running when he shouldn’t have been and had to be spoken to. Â Now keep in mind there were about 6 students in the class at the time, they are still staggering the starts. Â What kind of mischief do you think will happen once he has a whole class of cohorts?
In any case, he goes back for good on Tuesday, so time will tell.
God Fearing Singles likely to remain so
The first line of the article sums it all up nicely:
Dwindling congregations and a lack of experience in relationships have left many churchgoers struggling to find a partner, according to clergy.
Nevermind just how the celibate clergy can really evaluate just what constitutes a “lack of experience”, apparently the solution to this thorny problem is to send those lonely Christians off to relationship workshops to give them “pointers”.
Peter Spalton, known as the dating doctor, said that churchgoers tended to be more reserved and could benefit from tips on how to appear more attractive.
Lessons include how to greet someone, how to hold good eye contact and how to judge whether the other person wants to be kissed at the end of the evening.
Whoa there padre! Â Kissing on a first date? Â What kind of a heathen organization is this? Â Maybe some chaste hand-holding, properly chaperoned, but kissing? Â Sounds a bit racy, don’t you think?
I’m joking of course, but the article doesn’t take itself too seriously (fortunately) and lists some of the Christian pick-up lines that users of a churchy on-line dating site submitted. Â They are actually pretty funny.
‘Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.’
‘Is this pew taken?’
‘I just don’t feel called to celibacy.’
‘You float my ark.’
‘I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.’
‘My parents are home, wanna come over?’
‘Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel bible in your pocket?’
‘Let me sell you an indulgence – it’s a sin to look as good as you.’
‘How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?”
‘I like to arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?”
‘The name is Will. God’s Will.’
Gold, pure gold. Â Not the false idol kind, either. Â Saw the link on Neatorama.
Ambient Awareness
Clive Thompson is fast becoming one of my favourite writers. He usually writes articles about video games that I will never get to play because my life is too busy. I just finished reading a piece he wrote about how our continual connectedness to our friends and acquaintances online gives us a sense of awareness and closeness to each other that was never possible before. Â The short, often silly status updates and blurbs about our friends online seem silly and banal individually, but when added together gives us a sense of closeness and awareness to each other that is quite powerful.
This is the paradox of ambient awareness. Each little update — each individual bit of social information — is insignificant on its own, even supremely mundane. But taken together, over time, the little snippets coalesce into a surprisingly sophisticated portrait of your friends’ and family members’ lives, like thousands of dots making a pointillist painting. This was never before possible, because in the real world, no friend would bother to call you up and detail the sandwiches she was eating. The ambient information becomes like “a type of E.S.P.,†as Haley described it to me, an invisible dimension floating over everyday life.
It’s a fascinating piece on how Facebook and Twitter and other services let us keep and maintain lots of relationships that would otherwise wither altogether, and even gives us a heightened sense of our social network. Â It’s like a sense of ESP that quickly becomes part of us and we notice keenly when someone stops participating, or drops off. Â I love this, and while I’m a chronic laggard on actually participating in Facebook usage, I can honestly say that since I got the iPhone I have checked in to the feed far more regularly and I can see how this really works. Â It’s cool, cool stuff, like discovering you had another set of ears.
“Liarrhea”
I don’t think we need much of a definition on this one, but the word sure is fun to say.
Urban Dictionary: Liarrhea