He loooves those shoes. No really.

Now for something completely different.  And dirty.  With a tortoise.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw&feature=player_embedded

A tortoise having what seems to be some rather satisfying sex with a shoe.

After watching that, I think I need a cigarette.  I also feel rather dirty.  The Internet really is rife with porn, isn’t it?